Update: WordPress.com finally fixed the Stats issue, however Jetpack (despite the version bump to 1.1.1) still errors out, this time with “register_http_request_failed“.The issue appears to be with LigHTTPD, as if I switch back to Apache everything works. Might finally break down and switch to NGINX, as Apache is too big of a memory hog for my liking.
The other day, the WordPress.com Stats plugin I use to spy on you monitor this blog stopped working. Then I started getting this error from Stats:
Your WordPress.com account [Redacted] is not authorized to view the stats of this blog. Currently access to stats is broken for some users and we are working on fixing this. Your stats are still being counted and will be visible once we restore access for your account.
Fair enough. I waited. And waited. And waited some more. When it became apparent that this wasn’t a temporary problem, I removed and re-added the plugin, and was then greeted with this new, more exciting error:
“The owner of that API Key ([Redacted]) is not on the access list for this blog ([Redacted]). Stats was installed using a different API key. The owner of the original key can add users to the access list, or you can contact WordPress.com support.”
Huh. Well, since that didn’t do it, I did some Google’ing and found out that Automattic just released Jetpack, a collection of plugins that replaces a good chunk of the standalone plugins out there that work with WordPress.com services. People who were getting the above errors reported that the Stats plugin provided with Jetpack worked, so I switched. And immediately received yet another error:
Your Jetpack has a glitch. Connecting this site with WordPress.com is not possible. This usually means your site is not publicly accessible (localhost).
Fantastic. Google once again helped me to find a bunch of other users with the same problem, but sadly, none of the fixes (most of them found in this thread) worked for me. I broke down and contacted Automattic support, and their reply was the following:
It might be the SSL cert that is preventing Jetpack from connecting. Is the site also behind any sort of firewall?
Which, of course, the site is. However, that was the first thing I checked, as my IPTABLES rules are just north of Insanely Restrictive. Sadly, disabling IPTABLES did nothing to help. Additionally, I was able to confirm that outbound SSL access was working by using CURL from an SSH session to grab pages from https://wordpress.com, so that’s not the issue either. I replied back to let him know this, and I’m waiting on a response. Through all of this, the normal WordPress.com Stats Plugin still doesn’t work. So,



