I recently hit the 5,000 tweet mark on Twitter, and figured that it’s as good a time as any to write something about my experience on the abbreviated social networking site. It also seems appropriate as I permanently deleted my Facebook account (well, I’m in the process, anyway).

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What’s This Twitter Thing About?

Well, the short of it is that Twitter was originally designed for mobile phone users. You could setup an account linked to your phone and text your thoughts. When someone you follow updated their status you’d get a text in return. This is the reason for the 140 character limit. SMS messages can be a maximum of 160 characters, so Twitter gives 140 for the message, and 20 for your username.

These days, most people use either the Twitter website of one of the plethora of clients to tweet their thoughts, as when you follow a lot of people (in my case, just over 100) you’d get more text messages than you’d be able to deal with.

What’s With the @’s and the #’s

There are a few different special symbols you can use on Twitter. The most common one is @, which you place in front of the username of someone you want to mention. For example, if you tweet “Hey @laslow, what’s up”, you tweet will show up in my ‘Mentions’ section regardless of whether I follow you or not. If you start a tweet out with an @, though, such as “@laslow What’s up?” none of your followers will see the tweet unless they either follow me or click on your profile to see all of your tweets.

The # symbol denotes a hash tag. The intent of this is that if you tag a tweet with something that follows a particular theme, and other people do the same, you can easily find similar tweets. For example, my favourite hash tag is #firstworldproblems – I use it when I whine about something that’s more of an inconvenience than a real issue (a perfect example: @ferrous My hot chocolate is now a lukewarm chocolate. #firstworldproblems). People also tend to use them as one-offs that really bring attention to something (“@angelamelick Of course there is a BOATLOAD of work AFTER that but I am NOT thinking about it right now #denydenydeny”).

What Do You Tweet About?

Some people tweet about the mundane (“I just ate a turkey sandwich #lunchtweets”) or for profit (“Follow me to get another 2000 followers instantly #scam #spam”), or to impersonate celebrities/fictional characters. Some actual celebrities use Twitter to tweet about their daily lives, and others tweet about what they do behind the scenes.

Myself? I tend to tweet just about anything that happens to pop in to my head. Odd thoughts, rants, when I post to my blog, technology advice, and occasionally even to help people. I also have a penchant for getting in to arguments with people.

So Is It Fun?

If it wasn’t, I wouldn’t be using it.

…Okay, that’s a bit of a cop-out. Really, though, it is. You get a quick way of staying up-to-date with things (I tend to follow a large number of Android developers to stay on top of what’s going to be coming to my phone), you can quickly communicate with any number of people about any number of topics, and best of all, there really are no privacy issues (unlike Facebook).

Wait, No Privacy Issues?

Well, it’s more to the tune of, you don’t post anything to Twitter than you want to keep private, even if your profile is marked as such. By making your Twitter profile private, you have control over who can see your tweets. Unfortunately, you have no control over what those people do with your tweets. If you post something personal that you don’t want getting out, someone who has access to your profile can still re-tweet that message and all of their followers will suddenly have access to it.

The best policy? Don’t post anything that you don’t want public.

In regards to personal information, though, Twitter really doesn’t want it. Unlike Facebook, which immediately asks for the password to your email account(s) when you sign up (just so that they can get your contact lists — honest!), Twitter doesn’t require any of it. You can fill in what you want and leave it. They only ask for your cell number if you want to use the SMS features, and otherwise couldn’t care less. Even your location is totally up to you – I have GPS coordinates listed as mine (48.5236 S 123.2336 W, if you’re curious). As such, even if someone does happen to break in to Twitter’s servers, they aren’t going to get a lot of information on you.

What’s With the Fail Whale?

The Fail Whale is Twitter’s one truly annoying point – occasionally their servers get overloaded by increased demand (usually when there’s breaking news of a celebrity dying or a massive oil slick, or Justin Beiber), and the site tanks. When this happens, you get the Fail Whale:

What’s a Trend?

When enough people are tweeting about something, Twitter picks up the key related words in the tweets and adds them to the Trending Topics list. For a long period of time (far too long, really), Justin Beiber was a Trending Topic because a massive number of people would only tweet about him, and some created accounts just to tweet about him. Fortunately, Twitter changed their method of determining trends and now focuses on thing that are recent – topics now rarely trend for more than a few days.

Often, the reason a topic is trending isn’t always clear. When it a particularly strange topic (for example, “Bellana”) trends, you often get more tweets asking “Why is x trending” that obscure the original reason for the trend. One site, What the Trend, is a community-based system that allows people to comment on a trend and spread insight as to why something is trending. Twitter itself has recently added a line at the top on the page when you click on certain trending topics that explains what’s going on (in the previous example, “Bellana”, the text is “Bellana means ‘Whale’ in English”, which goes in line with Twitter continually going over capacity at the time I was writing this post). Sadly, this text doesn’t appear for all topics.

Mobile Tweeting, and Clients in General

I tend to stay away from Twitter clients on my computer for a few reasons – they rarely add anything to the experience beyond what Twitter’s own website can do, and typically, when I’m not gaming I have Chrome open. As such, having yet another program running doesn’t make a lot of sense.

However, I do tweet from my phone quite a bit, and that’s where third-party Twitter clients really shine. For a while I was using Seesmic for Android, but I recently switched to Touiteur (pronounced the same as Twitter, just with a French accent). The darker theme is a lot easier on the eyes, and the built-in browser is much less flaky than the one in Seesmic (although you have to buy the premium version of Touiteur for the browser).

There are a plethora of clients for Android, and even more for the iPhone, but the vast majority of them are buggy and ugly. Twitter recently entered the mobile app market by buying Tweetie for iPhone and turning it in a free, Twitter-branded client. They then proceeded to make an Android client as well. I’ve tried Twitter for Android, and although it is pretty slick, it’s full of bloat (who needs an animated background, anyway?) and misses some key features such as the ability to remember your place in the timeline (Seesmic and Touiteur both do this).

In Summary

So, will I still be using Twitter in another year? Most likely yes. As long as there are interesting people tweeting about things I like, I’ll check it, and as long as I have something that I want to write/rant/scream about, I’ll be tweeting. It’s a fun, mindless time-sink that keeps me up to date with the world and some of my favourite things, and as long as it does that, Twitter will be my social network of choice.

Now if only they’d upgrade their damn servers….